Terms of Service
Terms of Service

These are the Terms of Service and Use for Witches.Chat, and by using Witches.Chat, you agree to everything in this Terms of Service and Use document. If you do not agree to everything, please do not use Witches.Chat.

If your computer blows up, or if you have a brain aneurysm, or if anything bad happens to you while using or not using Witches.Chat, you agree not to hold Witches.Chat or Malatesa or anyone but yourself responsible.

If you should be swallowed up by a sinkhole or eaten by a Vermicious Knid because you learned about a magickal spell on Witches.Chat, you agree not to hold Witches.Chat or Malatesa or anyone but yourself responsible.

If you meet someone on Witches.Chat and have kid(s) with them, you agree that Witches.Chat and/or Malatesa will not have to pay child support or alimony for you (or pay for the wedding cake, or divorce party).

If you are not of legal age where you live or may ever live, do not use this site.

Any information or news of any kind or sort that is provided by Witches.Chat or anyone in the world that posts on Witches.Chat is provided as-is and Witches.Chat and Malatesa and everyone in the world makes no guarantee that it is true or false or reliable or made of moon rocks and baloney.

If you post or read or use Witches.Chat in any way, you agree to follow local, regional, international, galactic, multi-universe, cosmic, and God's laws, and should you break them, Witches.Chat and/or Malatesa are not responsible, and further, you agree to pay whatever court costs are involved, including Witches.Chat's and Malatesa's, if we end up in court. Plus, you will owe me a beer.

If you don't understand something about this Terms of Service and Use for Witches.Chat, do not use this website.